Nature is a magnificent, beautiful thing. It’s also scary as shit. You’ve got bears, bugs and bad smelling stuff – the three B’s.
Outside is both overrated and underrated. While the sun is cool, it can also give you melanoma, or worse, dry skin.
Flowers are cool but sneaky, in that they make you sneeze and can contain bees. Bees make honey but can sting you. Nature is so conflicting! I am here to make your decision to go outside much easier, with the only thing that makes any sense anymore—lists.
So as can be seen, there are some pros and cons to being exposed to the elements. Yes, the sun is good for your mood and you’ll probably get some exercise. You could also get bit by bugs or step in mud and ruin your white vans. Damn.
The most important thing to remember is that going outside is totally necessary.
If nothing else, it’s important to appreciate your bed and your couch and all of that cool stuff you’ve got.